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EAT/DRINK FOOD
01:58
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Eat food
Eat food
Eat food
Eat food
I'm ordering a hamburger
It's got pickles, it's got meat
I'm in the kitchen
Ready now to eat
Got the nice blender
Now toss the burger in
Then start blending
Now it's nice and thin
Eat food
Eat food
Eat food
Eat food
Got some whole milk
To thicken this thing up
Now it's all ready
I pour into a cup
Swish it around some
I drool and lick my lips
I am now ready
To take my first sip
Drink food
Drink food
Drink food
Drink food
The burger is gone now
It's all inside of me
I'm starting a new day
Happy as can be
I just drank a burger
With a side of fries
I will keep on slurping
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
Drink food
Drink food
Drink food
Drink food
Drink food
Drink food
Drink food
Drink food
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THAT'S SOME SPICY MAYO
02:50
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[TRANSCRIPTION UNAVAILABLE]
So
The other day I was making some lunch
Got meat, got bread, now we're ready to munch
But when I took a bite, everything seemed real dry
If you know me, I'm not that kind of guy, so
I opened up the refrigerator door
Searching up and down for that little something more
When it appeared in the middle of my view
The mayonnaise that I had bought brand new
I squirted it onto the sandwich
But I got a little bit of it on my hand, which I licked, but--
HOLD UP!
Something's not right
Mouth burning, and though it's slight
If my taste buds could speak, they'd scream with all their might, cause
I can't eat that mayo, I'm white!
That's some spicy mayonnaise
That's some spicy mayonnaise
That's some spicy mayonnaise
That's some spicy mayonnaise
Okay
So maybe I should
Consider my choices for my own good
I throw out the sandwich, go back to the table
This time I will read the back of the label
Now I'm in the backyard at my grill
With a sirloin steak in hand that's been chilled
Place the meat slab on the roaring flame
Salt and pepper's the name of the game!
Now the steak's done, grill smoke in my lungs
Cut it with my knife and put it on my tongue, and--
HOLD UP!
My muscles snap tight
I thought maybe this time I had done it right
But the second I put that pepper near my face
I had forgotten to consider my race!
That's some spicy peppercorns
That's some spicy peppercorns
That's some spicy peppercorns
That's some spicy peppercorns
Now, my tongue is swollen and scarred
All but destroyed, my taste buds slaughtered
I go to take a drink from my water
That's some spicy Poland Spring
That's some spicy Poland Spring
That's some spicy Poland Spring
That's some spicy Poland Spring
Too damn spicy for these lips
Pale and dry like jerky strips
I am Caucasian, excuse my dissuasion
To consume this mayo which caused me abrasion
This food is too spicy, the hospital's pricey
I'm gonna go to bed before it gets dicey
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PISS 2: PISS MAN
04:23
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You know I be driving my Kia
They're eating BK in the trunk
While everyone was trying to be me-a
I did a swap for another lunch
Found it on the side of the highway yesterday
And it's still looking good, I am dining gourmet, but
Now there's a problem, I traded my drink
In the BK cup with the ice, gotta think
I looked in the back seat, what did I find?
Collections of jars piled up sky high
That's when I remember the magical juice
Contained within that I was about to set loose
I drank that piss! I drank it out the jar!
But maybe this time I have gone too far
I started feeling ill, I dropped to the ground
My stomach started spinning and turning all around
The piss is not happy! The piss is not healthy!
Inside of me the piss is really tryna be stealthy
It's gotten in my bloodstream, it's got no escape plan
Now I am becoming a Super Duper Piss Man!
It's running through my veins and it's taking the reins
Pretty soon I'll be a slave to the Super Piss Game
And now my belly's full with urine, you see
So now you know you'd better call me
Piss Man! Knocking over port-a-pottys, yes!
Piss Man! Causing the construction workers stress
Piss Man! Not gonna pay my rent
Piss Man! Cause I'm gonna move into a tent
Piss Man! Drinking all the piss I can find
Piss Man! On Piss Patrol full time
Piss Man! Pop the gas cap of the Kia
Piss Man! Fill it with Super Urea
Feel like a rock star, best in the game
So lets hit em up and take some names
I go to the Piss Convention at the hotel
And flex my dominance on these incels
Nobody knows how to piss like me
And nobody's gonna get this piss for free
If you wanna piss like me, you gotta pay
To learn to flow that piss the bhyper way
$20 upfront to start the free trial
Then $50 monthly to learn the piss style
Of me, Super Piss Man, best on the coast
I'll smoke you on the Piss Court, burnt like toast
Piss Man! Besting all my opponents, yes!
Piss Man! All my piss rivals are depressed
Piss Man! Don't you know your piss career is over
Piss Man! Don't you know it's time to get sober
Piss Man! Better get out on the streets
Piss Man! Or else forever take a seat
Piss Man! You are not aiming for the toilet
Piss Man, all your plans... I foiled it!
I can piss 6 feet straight in the air
Do not test me
Do not best me
I'm in the Piss Game
I'm in the Super Piss Game
Raining piss droplets on your cranium
Yeah, I'm hard like germanium
Holler at your boy
Go and play with your toys
Yeah, go and practice your piss technique
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HOT CAR
01:52
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I am gonna lock you in a hot car
Your skin burning up, turning black like tar, and
You know I'm a pretty good guy
But now you're in my car and you're gonna die
No AC and no ventilation
The window's not tinted, for humiliation
The paint job is black, the windshield is cracked
You now have 10 seconds left to react
I'm gonna lock you in my hot car
It'll get in the news and I'll be a star
Soon you will perish to this interior
Soon you will find that you are inferior
Feel the heat in your seat
Strapped in, seat belt, cooking like meat
Like an ant under a magnifying glass
Tonight I'll be eating your slow-cooked ass
Yum Yum Yum Yum HUMAN FLESH!
Yum Yum Yum Yum COOKED SO FRESH!
I am gonna save your fucking neck bones
And put them on the walls of my home
I'm gonna lock you in my hot car
It'll get in the news and I'll be a star
Soon you will perish to this interior
Soon you will find that you are inferior
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Swimming in the pool with the lights low
Got diving board, but I don't like heights though
Keeping it slow with the backstroke
Keeping my head above water, I don't choke
Wake up in my bed
Dreams of the swimming pool still in my head
Pin that shit, I'm in that shit
Wake up sweating, tailspin that shit
I have no pool and I must swim
All these desires come from within
Inside the pool is beauty and wonder
Just wanna take the plunge and dive under
Took my ass to Poolholics Anonymous
That way nobody will ever make fun of us
We shake hands and sit in folding chairs
In a circle, we exchange our greatest despairs
Driving back home all alone
Looking real shifty, tryna be thrifty
I see a sign right next to Exit 50
"Pool Supplies On Sale!"
Turned that wheel so fast it made skid marks
Pull up to the place and put it in park
I step up to the forbidden shop
Start to turn the handle, but then it stops
FUCK! The store's locked tight
It's half past 12 on a Sunday night
Defeated, I sulk back to my car
Cry myself to sleep under blankets of stars
I have no pool and I must swim
All these desires come from within
Inside the pool is beauty and wonder
Just wanna take the plunge and dive under
I have no pool and I must swim
All these desires come from within
Inside the pool is beauty and wonder
Just wanna take the plunge and dive under
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GAMER 4 LYFE
02:36
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Tilt the stick and watch the head flick
I'm slick like a dick, I catch you real quick
Razer mouse and Corsair keyboard
To the PC connected with USB cord
Gamer 4 Lyfe, I condescend to
The little motherfuckers who cannot bend to
My wishes of getting this Chicken Dinner
Turn on the hacks, I'm a fidget spinner
CS:GO, Fortnite, Halo 3
PUBG, Garry's Mod, TTT
In my gaming chair I can do no wrong
That's why I'm singing you this song
Well, slap my nuts and call me Shirley
My mommy's making me go to bed so early
Take off the headset and go to my room
Tomorrow I will be the bringer of doom
3 in the morning, I'm fast asleep
Dreaming about the noobs I'll sweep the floor with
I'm so sharp, I got my own blacksmith
I am the wisecracksmith
Practiced, got a lot of nerve to call me unpracticed
Now I will stab you like the big cactus
Now I will make you seethe with no tactics
I'm thick like X axis
My oh my, your malding levels are too high
Better keep em real low or you're gonna die
Well, maybe now that the end is nigh
I'll tell you "bye bye"!
You have died in vidya game
You put your family to shame
Open my eyes, it's 6:02 in the morning
Woken up with no warning
Alarm is buzzing in my ears, won't stop
So I snooze the shit with my karate chop
Gamer 4 Lyfe, I use precision and pour
Cereal into the bowl, my provision
Now I got nutrition, I'm on a mission
To crush all these noobs with my mommy's permission
steampowered.com, got the hookup
Click Counter Strike, now I got to look up
The callouts for dust2 and inferno
This guy's profile picture is Cirno
Hit the headshots, then call it a day
This game sure is real fun to play
Unplug the PC and put it away
Now they all know that I am not gay
You have died in vidya game
You put your family to shame
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CHALK
02:03
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I'm choking! It hurts so good
Chalk in my throat, now it's right where it should
Collapse on the ground in the place where I stood
I'm a real laughingstock of the neighborhood, yeah
Chalk in my my mouth and chalk in my soul
Put it on a plate or put it in a bowl
Step on that chalk, how quaint, with my soles
Put it on my tongue and swallow it whole
Cook it real slow on the sidewalk
Write me some words like John Hancock
Look on the shelves like a watchhawk
Until I find some real good chalk
Now it's Thanksgiving, we're having a feast
Chalk is my religion, I am the chalk priest
Chalk makes my large penis rise like the yeast
Chalk turns a little man into a beast
Crayons? Pens? Fuck that, chalk
My spirits raise sky high like the beanstalk
Pull up to the club, I got the damn chalk
Get down on the dance floor and do the crip walk
Cook it real slow on the sidewalk
Write me some words like John Hancock
Look on the shelves like a watchhawk
Until I find some real good chalk
Cook it real slow on the sidewalk
Write me some words like John Hancock
Look on the shelves like a watchhawk
Until I find some real good chalk
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