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THE END OF TIME (intro)
01:00
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THE END OF TIME
WHEN LOVE IN US
THE END OF TIME
COMES INTO PLAY
WHEN LOVE IN US
PASSES AWAY
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FORTNITE
02:19
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fortnite epic
fortnite cool
fortnite, what i play during school
fortnite good
fortnite bad
fortnite, till daddy takes my ipad
fortnite epic
fortnite cool
fortnite, what i play during school
fortnite good
fortnite bad
fortnite, till daddy takes my ipad
teacher says it's time to go to class
fortnite says "go shove it up your ass"
say it again, imma be john wick
gonna break through the wall and get 23 bricks
then i will build a cool fort in the yard
try to break my brick walls! they are too hard
built it with bricks, so you'd better quit
got chug jug, shield juice, all up in my shit
fortnite epic
fortnite cool
fortnite, what i play while i juul
fortnite good
fortnite bad
fortnite, dad's gonna take my ipad
i really like to watch ninja on twitch
everyone in chat is acting like a bitch
give him 5 bucks from the credit card
donation reads "ninja you make me hard"
turn off stream and laugh for a bit
then hit the start key and start to type it
E P I C G A M E
there it is! epic games launcher just for me!
"fortnite needs to update" it shows
this makes me angry, it comes to blows
punch the damn monitor, fuck this game
it makes me hang my head in shame
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ADULT DIAPERS
00:37
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i wanna wear adult diapers
cuz then i don't need no shitter
on which i waste time reading twitter
and being a big fat quitter
i wanna wear adult diapers
cuz then i can shit faster
bein a big shit master
then you call me the shit pastor
[PAIN]
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4. |
HARSH WORDS
02:42
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catch a ride to hollywood
cuz you've been looking thinner than you should, well
in a smashed up neighborhood
you've been sitting like you got it good, well
bank accounts and cigarettes
the city streets will get to know you best, yeah
harsh words, never found them
before they came to the surface, you drowned them
no one's gonna take you down
as long as there's nothing to be found
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CUMMIN'!!
01:47
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an arc is a part of a circle
a line with a little bit of spin
an arc is a part of a circle
and it's the shape i cum in!
soarin over heads and soarin in the skies
cummin so hard i make your mommy cry
first goes up, then comes down
close your mouth or you're gonna drown (in my cum)
cummin in an arc, i'm cummin in the park
i'm cummin in the light and cummin in the dark
i'm calculating distance, and making computations
i am the usain bolt of ejaculation
don't suck my dick! you're gonna need stitches
or maybe you wanna join the stack of dead bitches
they got holes in their throat and semen on their lips
now they holding their necks with the real death grips
i'm a criminal, my penis is the leading cause of death
fuck cancer, fuck smoking, bout to turn off your breath
don't you know my large cum is addictive like crack
don't you know my large cum bout to break your mama's back
cummin in an arc, i'm cummin in the park
i'm cummin in the light and cummin in the dark
i'm calculating distance, and making computations
i am the usain bolt of ejaculation
cummin is my life blood, bout to make the roads flood
i'm the cum master, never had a dud
i was master of rhymes, now i'm master of semen
and that's why they call me the cummin' demon
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NO CASH TO SPEND
02:53
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i'm here with my friends
got no cash to spend
over the weekend
let's just play pretend
went to the walmart, i went to the store
picked out a shirt that i couldn't pay for
open my wallet and give em some more
my credit's lower than my GPA score
got no more than a couple bucks
someone asks me where i got this tux
make up a lie, say my life's in flux
but really i got it from the dumpster of a macy's
used to have a job, now i don't no more
i got fired, don't even know what for
maybe it's cuz i was always on the floor
sleepin after pulling all-nighters in the store
i'm here with my friends
got no cash to spend
over the weekend
let's just play pretend
maybe just one time
i'll have more than a dime
all these guys have lives
i have been left behind
playing with fire, i buy a pc
where'd i get the cash? (bitch! it's not important!)
if you must know, i used my credit
maybe one day i will switch to debit
rackin up these bills with the IRS
i've been sued more times than i've had sex (not a lot)
i've been broke so long i forgot how to spend
just kidding! i just bought a TV for my friend
i'm here with my friends
got no cash to spend
over the weekend
let's just play pretend
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MEDIA/MEDIUM
01:40
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the hour will fall, alarm will ring
and the dawn, the sun will bring
step down on the road, around the bend
for the hundredth time we'll roll again, yeah
the world we live in thrives here now
all the other people don't know how
to immerse themselves in what we share
to surround themselves without a care
we are ignored, but we bounce back
even though our lives are not on track
so we see the world between the lines
of a storybook, all the time
submerged in media, in countless lies
looking down in the hallway, don't ask why
our future carries us through today
but we don't care, we just want to say
the world we live in thrives here now
all the other people don't know how
to immerse themselves in what we share
to surround themselves without a care
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WASHING MY BOYS
01:52
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i'm washing my boys
i'm gonna get em clean
these boys are real dirty
i'm gonna make em gleam
my boys, they been playing outside in the dirt
they're gonna catch all the newest diseases
pull em inside and wash their thin skin
now they will not have herpes on their chin
i committed a sin, please forgive me god
i let my boys out of my sight too long
now they're eating apples without washing them
now they're gonna get hepatitis M
i'm washing my boys
i'm gonna get em clean
these boys are real dirty
i'm gonna make em gleam
my boys are lookin real fine and dandy
they lookin real sweet just like that candy
i wash them with a big scrubby sponge
the toilets, always keep them plunged
that way they will not touch the poopy water
get my boys dirty, i will do the manslaughter
do not touch my boys with your big smelly fists
do not grip their hands and break their little wrists
i'm washing my boys
i'm gonna get em clean
these boys are real dirty
i'm gonna make em gleam
my boys are real messy
they never get enough
i brush their front teeth
and i do it real rough
i'm scrubbing their hands
and i'm scrubbing their feet
these boys are out of sorts
they're gonna be neat
my boys are my boys
and the clean is real clean
that's why i call them
my big boy team!!
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9. |
MINECRAFT 2
03:06
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minecraft is my quest!!
gonna fill my chests!!
then i'll take a rest!!
so i can do my minecraft best!!
stone, iron, diamond pick
using it i will left click
get the ingots, get the blocks
really wish my chest was locked
minecraft steve, up his sleeve
stacks of diamonds he's achieved
mining out the mineshaft there
even diamonds in his hair
all the epic miners, now
put down the pickaxe, listen how
to be the best at minecraft too
just like me and my minecraft crew
minecraft is my quest!!
gonna fill my chests!!
then i'll take a rest!!
so i can do my minecraft best!!
shit, my inventory's packed!
full of fucking cobble stacks!
i would cut down all these trees
but wood just drops in front my feet
i would put it in a chest
but i see creepers to the west
so i have gotta think real fast
before they come explode my ass
minecraft is a sad game, and i will tell you why
every time it says "game over" i will sob and cry
is minecraft steve really dead? has he passed away?
but then i press the "respawn" button, he is here to stay
all my friends, they tell me i am really sick
i stay at home all day and craft these minecraft picks
meanwhile they out here, don't know how to spell
they type in the chat and i tell them go to hell!
minecraft is my quest!!
gonna fill my chests!!
then i'll take a rest!!
so i can do my minecraft best!!
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HUMAN MUSIC
01:14
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yah, i got this human music
hop on the beat like a cruisin fusion
shit in my pants like im losin muscle
head in my hands like im on that hustle
spittin some bars like im not even tryin
listen to my shit and you will be cryin
juuling and fortnite, like birds of a feather
hollywood callin, we goin together
cummin into your cereal
diseases, like venereal
but you know i ain't got that cash
and you know we about to dash
mister you are kind of cringe, and
i will open you up like a hinge, but
what i find inside could be serious
what might be inside is mysterious
i'm hitting you up like joe
this shit is about to blow
so come on, you're moving too slow
the air it smells like snow
don't you know we are reaching the end
of the beat and the album, my friend
well i got the human music
and i got so much left to use, yeah
you know it's real
you just gotta find it
you know it's real
we just gotta find it
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