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little man
02:23
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i'm a little man
i got little plans
i'm a little man
i got little plans
i just stubbed my toe and it's swelling
that might not be compelling
so instead i'll get back to telling
you bout these demons that i've been expelling
they call me the "big boy", i'm sweating
my big boy pants i am wetting
they bout to envy my table manners
they bout to be greener than bruce banner
they bout to envy my whole career
i kick their ass off of the pier
into the ocean, so big and wide
and they gonna swim to the other side
little man, makin that plan, got a cat scan
came back positive for epic swag-itis
better than lebron at big ball basket
i'm gonna put you in the big casket
big boy, with a big toy, it's a sword
and i'm gonna chop you til i get bored
your mom is callin me on discord
i'll be back later with all the awards
writin rap lyrics is not very easy
cuz they might be cheesy
write em down in my college rule notebook
mail em to myself on microsoft outlook
little men don't listen to big boys
they go in the yard and play with the toys
like chug jug, pickaxe, juul pod, airpod,
big pants, shit pants, big mac, big sack
they bout to listen and listen good
cuz everything sounds just like it should
bhyper layin those bars and it's fresh
you might wanna see him perform in the flesh
little man, makin that plan, got a cat scan
came back positive for epic swag-itis
better than lebron at big ball basket
i'm gonna put you in the big casket
big boy, with a big toy, it's money
i'm gonna steal your girl and call her my honey
right now shes callin on my phone
i'll be back later to collect my loan
cuz i gave you $20 last week for v-bucks
and you said you'd give it back
but you DIDN'T
i need the money for vape juice
please bro
ill give you a hit of my juul
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piss
02:17
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I piss into jars
And I collect them in my car
Keep them in the back seat
If they leak, it won't be sweet
I drive a Kia
Everyone tells me I'm the best
Everyone wants to be me-a
I eat BK in the trunk with my friends
Piss in the cup, then gulp it down
I am a big boy around the town
Pissing once, pissing twice
Pissing in a cup with ice
Piss in the cup, then gulp it down
I am a big boy around the town
Pissing once, pissing twice
Pissing in a cup with ice
I call my dad, he tells it straight
I'll be evicted by the 8th
Get my shit, and get it fast
Nobody will host my ass
Piss on his porch, piss on his porch
Piss on his family portraits
No one gonna tell me what to do
I stick his hot dogs together with glue
Piss in the cup, then gulp it down
I am a big boy around the town
Pissing once, pissing twice
Pissing in a cup with ice
Piss in the cup, then gulp it down
I am a big boy around the town
Pissing once, pissing twice
Pissing in a cup with ice
Oh yeah
I'm piss
I'm in the piss game
Holler at your boy
Yeah
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big mac
00:45
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uhhh
i eat the big mac
i put it in my big sack
i hoard it with my mcdonald's stash
i put it in a stack and i hit it with a hammer
a couple hundred times
and then i make it into ice cream rolls on youtube
and get 3 million subscribers
yeah, that's what i call the hustle
that's what i call a bustle
and i make money
and i get the honey
and i eat dick
(forget about that last part)
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get it
02:00
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i have no bowel control
i jump on the table and spread my booty hole
spurt my brown liquid stool into the bowl
cook it into a big tasty egg roll
or maybe some kentucky fried chicken
eat that shit up til the ex lax kick in
feel my heartbeat thump and quicken
feelin real good, but about to start flickin
360 headshot, i'm in the crossfire
they bout to get docked like the dire
PC is plugged in the wall, and it's wired
they gonna feel my rap set em on fire
then they gonna call me a big scorcher
i put em on the desk and do cock and ball torture
mortar, quarter, cocaine snorter
hit em up good like i'm robinson porter
get it get it ayy
get it get it ayy
i'm gonna hit it big and you know what comes next
get it get it ayy
get it get it ayy
gonna make a million dollars and buy a rolex
i'm a registered voter, i'm revvin the motor
to the courthouse, where i'm gonna fill out the ballot
my mouth tastes like a goddamn motherfucking shallot
i'm gonna hit your family with a mallet
i got lots of turkey and got lots of stuffin
i start up the oven and make a big muffin
i start up the car with garage still closed
sat in the driver's and did a big doze
get it get it ayy
get it get it ayy
i'm gonna take our shackles off and free us
get it get it ayy
get it get it ayy
i'm gonna take a shit on your toyota prius
get it get it ayy
get it get it ayy
i'm gonna hit these bars real hot on the beat
get it get it ayy
get it get it ayy
gonna call up your dad and yeet those feet
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shit in my big boy pants
00:27
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i'm gonna shit in my big boy pants
gonna skip the toilet and put it in my pants
i dodge the looks from the haters and the fuckers
while i eat a PB&J with smuckers (jam)
i'm gonna shit in my big boy house
my mom will really kick me out
and then she's gonna steal my clout
and then she's gonna punch my snout
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juul brigade
03:32
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i was 12, in middle school
just playing fortnite, and hitting that juul
everyone tried to be my friend
but it all got so fucked up in the end
cuz the policeman, he took all the juuls
from every damn kid in that middle school
he said "juuling is bad and your parents are sad and there's nowhere to go cuz you're 12 years old"
i cried myself to sleep
the resistance rose from the underground
in a test tube, a brand new juul compound
in that moment, they found a name
and they knew they were playing a brand new game...
juul brigade
repping with the juul brigade
rare just like that ace of spades
repping with the juul brigade
signed a petition, took down the names
but the money had all gone down the drain
couldn't afford those lengthy sheets
so they took the issue to the streets
used a real strong glue and couple of tacks
they glued those kids all back to back
and crawled to the white house, human centipede
where barack obama was in his seat
said "mr. obama, do us the honor
and give us our juuls so we can be cool"
as the president turned his face to the wall
the children cried tears, they'd lost it all
but then he turned around again
beaming, now, from end to end
said "kids, i'd never keep your juuls
so here, i'm gonna make you cool"
he sucked in real hard, lips on the tip
of a juul pod, held his breath for a bit
as he waltzed over to the kid at the head
of the centipede, who was turning beet red
the president blew into his mouth
the biggest and baddest ever juul blast
and it travelled through that chain, and down
to the very last one who expelled it as gas
then the president was barack no more
he had become a new age god
and if you want to know his name
it's Juulack Obama and he's not the same!!
juul brigade
repping with the juul brigade
rare just like that ace of spades
repping with the juul brigade
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