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tilt the stick and watch the head flick
i'm slick like a dick, i catch you real quick
razer mouse and corsair keyboard
to the pc connected with usb cord
gamer for life, i condescend to
the little motherfuckers who cannot bend to
my wishes of getting this chicken dinner
turn on the hacks, i'm a fidget spinner
csgo, fornite, halo 3
pubg, garry's mod, ttt
in my gaming chair, i can do no wrong
that's why i'm singing you this song
well, slap my nuts and call me shirley
my mommy's making me go to bed so early
take off the headset and go to my room
tomorrow i will be the bringer of doom
3 in the morning, i'm fast asleep
dreamin about the noobs i'll sweep the floor with
i'm so sharp i got my own blacksmith
i am the wisecracksmith
practiced, got a lot of nerve to call me unpracticed
now i will stab you like the big cactus
now i will make you seethe with no tactics
im thick like x axis
my oh my, your malding levels are too high
better keep em real low or you're gonna die
well maybe now that the end is nigh
i'll tell you bye-bye
you have died in video game
you put your family to shame
open my eyes, it's 6:02 in the morning
woken up with no warning
alarm is buzzing in my ears, won't stop
so i snooze the shit with my karate chop
gamer for life, i use precision and pour
cereal into the bowl, my provision (uh-huh)
now i got nutrition, i'm on a mission
to crush all these noobs with my mommy's permission
steampowered.com, got the hookup
click counter strike now i got to lookup
the callouts for dust 2 and inferno
this guy's profile picture is cirno
hit the headshots then call it a day
this game sure is real fun to play
unplug the pc and put it away
now they all know that i am not GAY!!!
you have died in video game
you put your family to shame
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DESK BASH (ft. DB)
01:50
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[bhyper]
two bitches so fine i masturbated
3PM your death will be slated
four in the morning you'll be castrated
5 iron hit you in the nuts, deflated
6 shooter, firing squad, cocked and loaded
7, lucky number, then the shit exploded
ate crazy, spittin, like acid corroded
19 years old and overloaded
i'm walking down the store and i am skrrting
in my vehicle, pedestrians do be hurting
traffic at large i am now diverting
your girlfriend's gaze will be averting
dogs be barking and engines sparking
cars are backing out from the parking
"i just fucking hit someone" i'm remarking
aw yeah, these bitches really do be harking!
[DB]
two bitches so fine i ejaculated
empty my balls with tax evasion
need to do a good job of concealing
the strands of cum that line my ceiling
all of my cum unloads and bursts
no amount of cum can contain my thirst
out of the sperm bank, gotta blast
no longer need the november fast
6 in the morning, i just woke up
now don't fall asleep or you'll fuck it up
i have to get some products that i cannot handle
now up my anus goes the broomstick handle
razer mouse makes the cock bright green
my semen now has a metallic sheen
so now they call me the greatest nutter
they do.
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TIME?
00:15
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IT'S TIME TO SUCK MY PENIS YOU STUPID FUCK
YEAH AHH (FUCKIN YEAH)
I GOT YOU
I GOT YOU
I GOT YOU
I GOT YOU GOOD (SHIT)
SLURP ON THESE FLUIDS
COCK AND BALLS
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EAT FOOD
EAT FOOD
EAT FOOD
EAT FOOD
i'm ordering a hamburger
it's got pickles it's got meat
i'm in the kitchen
ready now to eat
got the nice blender
now toss the burger in
then start blending
now it's nice and thin
EAT FOOD
EAT FOOD
EAT FOOD
EAT FOOD
got some whole milk
to thicken this thing up
now it's all ready
i pour into a cup
swish it around some
i drool and lick my lips
i am now ready
to take my first sip
DRINK FOOD
DRINK FOOD
DRINK FOOD
DRINK FOOD
the burger is gone now
it's all inside of me
i'm starting a new day
happy as can be
i just drank a burger
with a side of fries
i'll keep on slurpin
til the day i die
DRINK FOOD
DRINK FOOD
DRINK FOOD
DRINK FOOD
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