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Tilt the stick and watch the head flick
I'm slick like a dick, I catch you real quick
Razer mouse and Corsair keyboard
To the PC connected with USB cord

Gamer 4 Lyfe, I condescend to
The little motherfuckers who cannot bend to
My wishes of getting this Chicken Dinner
Turn on the hacks, I'm a fidget spinner

CS:GO, Fortnite, Halo 3
PUBG, Garry's Mod, TTT
In my gaming chair I can do no wrong
That's why I'm singing you this song

Well, slap my nuts and call me Shirley
My mommy's making me go to bed so early
Take off the headset and go to my room
Tomorrow I will be the bringer of doom

3 in the morning, I'm fast asleep
Dreaming about the noobs I'll sweep the floor with
I'm so sharp, I got my own blacksmith
I am the wisecracksmith

Practiced, got a lot of nerve to call me unpracticed
Now I will stab you like the big cactus
Now I will make you seethe with no tactics
I'm thick like X axis

My oh my, your malding levels are too high
Better keep em real low or you're gonna die
Well, maybe now that the end is nigh
I'll tell you "bye bye"!

You have died in vidya game
You put your family to shame

Open my eyes, it's 6:02 in the morning
Woken up with no warning
Alarm is buzzing in my ears, won't stop
So I snooze the shit with my karate chop

Gamer 4 Lyfe, I use precision and pour
Cereal into the bowl, my provision
Now I got nutrition, I'm on a mission
To crush all these noobs with my mommy's permission

steampowered.com, got the hookup
Click Counter Strike, now I got to look up
The callouts for dust2 and inferno
This guy's profile picture is Cirno

Hit the headshots, then call it a day
This game sure is real fun to play
Unplug the PC and put it away
Now they all know that I am not gay

You have died in vidya game
You put your family to shame

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from C​.​R​.​I​.​N​.​G​.​E., released April 17, 2020

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